I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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