Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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