who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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