Small penises have feelings too.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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