these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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