i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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