there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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