maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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