I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Randomize
