Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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