Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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