Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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