sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
