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btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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