You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
