But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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