So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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