So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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