Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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