She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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