We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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