I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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