ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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