Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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