i barfeds in our rink
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Randomize
