Your mouth is God's brothel.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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