I wannas sexs uuuuu
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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