Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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