How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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