just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
