she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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