it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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