My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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