Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
