this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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