i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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