I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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