It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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