butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My first STD was from a foam party
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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