I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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