One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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