therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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