If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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