May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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