I'm eating all of the evidence.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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