That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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