I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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