i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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