Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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