we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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