just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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