We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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